A visual history of Richard Nixon getting lazier
nixonbots through the ages
- Richard Nixon (or “prime” Nixon)
- Richael Nif
- Pinh hif
This man overheard my friend and I talking about money and….
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.
"Sharknado 2: The Second One"
They really put a lot of effort into the title, didn’t they
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site
to all the young babies who follow me:
hello you precious angels listen to your wise old fandom grandma and don’t ask celebrities about your otp or fanfiction or fandom in general trust me babies when you are a few years older you will not regret heeding my words and will thank me for averting that massive amount of embarrassment