Guy: my dick is hard
Girl: to find
ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

ladugard:

The only nail polish for me

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

punkrockbetty:

whirra:

i just fucking wanted the one

hahaha

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

sosa-parks:

I wouldn’t date a tall female bruh we gon get in a argument and she gon put my phone on the top of the fridge

grimelords:

enjoy these two frames of Lenny getting punched in the back of the head for your own use